How do I piss my mom off without shoving a jar up my ***? Whenever I get really mad at my mom I shove a jar up my *** so she has to take me to the emergency room. Last time the jar broke inside of my *** and I nearly died of internal bleeding. How can I get my mom to drive me to the ER and take back what she said without fatally injuring myself? |
| Shove a screwdriver in your urethra. |
IS it normal for women to stick their finger up your *** during sex? I was having sex with my girlfriend this weekend and she put her finger up my ***. Im not sure how i really feel about it and should i talk to her about it? |
Nick Baby....you really need to live a little. Most guys go off like a rocket when I slip a finger in there and massage their prostate. Its like a g-spot orgasm for guys. Loosen up and go with the flow. She's a girl right? Not a dude. You should want her to touch every part of your body.
Sin |
How can i wake my *** up? Yea, so in my previous question my butt fell asleep, any ideas on how i can wake it up? |
| u need a spanking |
I'm trying to open my Itunes but it won't open. It comes up *** error (-50) what is that? I re downloaded it but it still has not worked |
| I get that all the time also |
I have been wanting to stick my own sperm up my ***? Well i'm Bi and been wanting to play with my *** and rub it around my *** and stick it up my ***.Could i catch a disease from doing that? |
| You can't "catch" a disease from your own internal body fluids. Feces are another story. |
How can I stop being so sensitive and stop taking things up the ***? If someone comes up to me and says hey you're ugly hey fag hey ***** i get sad and want to end up my life how can i be like other people that are like I Give a **** of whatever other people think about me? Or there gust like F U |
people see that things on your face that those are inside they selves.
if you think beautiful you willy-nilly are beautiful.
don't worry ! the world is for yours.others are vain. |
Can you carry on a relationship with someone who is always up your *** no matter how much you try to work with? My girlfriend is always up my butt for things and tries to be like my mother all the time. |
| Kinky |
How to say "You have a stick up your ***" or similar things in German? There is a really uptight girl in my German class and I want to tell her to take the stick out of her ***. How would a German say that? |
Germans don't say "stick".
Similar would be:
Sei nicht so hochtrabend (grandiloquent)
or
sei nicht so eingebildet. (stuck-up, full of oneself) |
How can i stop shuving pizza up my ***? Sometimes I get so mad at my mom i shove pizza up my anus. so she HAS to take me to the emergency room to get it out. IS there any other way to get back at my own? because i hate it when the doctors toss my pizza. |
| dont stop! get a 40" one made, and shove it up. |
This is going to be an amazingly weird question but: Can you die from putting your finger up your ***? Okay so I did a dare from my friend. He bet me 15 bucks I wouldn't put my finger up my ***. I did. Now I'm afraid I'll die. I'm just being paranoid but can you die from that? |
| Relax!! You definetly wount die. But don't take such dares. |