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|How many naked schoolgirls does it take to change a light bulb?|
I don't know ..... but get me a puppy and a bag of sweets and I'm willing find out.
|My 12 yo son that thinks he's a perve cause sex is on his mind all day-how often do normal guys think of sex?|
His dad is obsessed with sex and even though we live 1000 miles from him my son still is worried that he is just like him. I have found his history on the computer--he's looking at schoolgirls getting spanked and naked pictures of Britney Spears--weird or normal?
|I would say kinda normal as his reaching puberty. Don't worry he will eventually calm down.|
|What should I say to my parents? Or should I say anything at all?|
Last night my dad asked me to type a message for him to his friend that he's living with in Brisbane for work to ask how his car down there came out through the recent storms that they had. He went into the petrol station and I was looking at some of his other messages and found him and my mum had been sending *ahem* "pictures" of themselves to each other. Now I'm really weirded and grossed out by it. On top of that I recently went through the internet temp files on mine and Dads computer and found heaps of pictures of naked schoolgirls etc etc and I know I definitely don't go looking for pictures like that!
Should I say something to them, and if I do, what exactly should I say?
|If you are in the States, and some of these pictures are obviously of minor girls (under 18), your Dad is in danger of being labelled a sexual predator. You must warn him, and tell him to erase EVERY picture from his computer; then he should reformat the drive.|
If something should happen that would cause the police to question him about anything, whether related or not, they could take the hard drive and search it. As I said, pictures of naked girls would be cause for him to be labelled a sexual predator - something you live with the rest of your life.
If, however, this is limited to him and your Mom, then MYOB.
|Do you talk to your teens about sexting? Is it a problem in other countries?|
I read an article (see link below) about how teens are increasingly sending explicit texts/emails to each other...and how it can lead to them being available online etc
Do you as parents talk to your teens about it? Is it a problem in other countries or just a british thing? I was really shocked by the article, but i recognise that as im 26 and have no guyren, maybe i just don't have any reason to know about it.And so, i'm curious. Is this a widespread problem? Do you know of it happening personally (ie at your guyrens schools)
and do you cover it when you have the safe sex talk etc? or you've never talked about it! Thanks.. I know as i'm not a parent i have no real reason to ask this!
|My oldest is only 8 so we have no "sexting" issues yet. But I do think it is important to talk to them about texting in general. It is very important that they understand that once they hit the send button they have no control over what happens to that text or where it could go or who could see it.|
|Which is sexier?|
Bare back or Bare shoulders?
Hair up or Hair down?
Leather or Lace?
Heels or Barefoot?
Thong panties or Boy shorts?
Lower back tattoo or Pierced Navel?
Screamer or a Moaner?
Lights on or Lights off?
White stockings or Fishnets?
Naughty Schoolgirl or French Maid?
Bikini or Naked?
Thong or Brazillian cut?
|(just got naked) bare back|
(i love them both) lace
(I am both) Moaner
Lights on of course
Naked (as often as possible)
|Have u or ur mates ever been strlp neked by the teacher?|
|No. That is disgusting. I could only imagine what my mother would have done if a teacher made me do something like that.|
|Pokemon/pikachu outfit?..kinda sassy/sexy?|
My friends and I are gonna cosplay pokemon. I am doing pikachu. We were thinking hoodie shirt, kinda long with a schoolgirl skirt... We are aiming for something kinda revealing but not bring naked. (: we are going to a convention and DO NOT want to be kicked out. If you have any ideas pics would be great. But anythng is welcome! Need soon! Thanks!!!!!
|Generally the people at anime/manga conventions understand the need to wear costumes similar to the real thing so are pretty liberal when it comes to revealing yourself. That's not to say they'll allow a really short dress or nudity but I think you'll be fine with a bit shorter than knee length dress. The hoody and school girl skirt idea sounds pretty good but you'll need to get paws or something with fluffy feet shoes: |
cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/128/493/… the top should look a little like this
cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/128/493/… and maybe with yellow gloves as paws.
And if your really looking for revealing i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee238…
but probably not if you don't want to get kicked out. LOL
|Hot girls i need ur help?|
this crazy hot girl just transferred 2 my school 1 week before it was over and now i found out she lives a couple houses down from me when my parents invited them over for dinner
i think she likes me A LOT
at dinner she sat next to me and started to be all flirty around me
and when the adult on our side of the table left, she put her hand really close 2 my balls and started to move her hand back and forth, then whisperred some sexy stuff in my ear
plus we gave eachother our phone #'s and she sent me a few texts
1. her in a sexy schoolgirl outfit
2. her in her bra and thong
3. her naked fully
now my parents are going away for 3 weeks and leaving me the house to myself
when she found this out she called and said she was coming over
turs out her parents are gone for 2 weeks as well
so she comes over with 2 weeks worth of clothes and says shes scared of a house 2 herself and asks if she can spend the next 14 days here
now every hour we kiss and make out
|wow you are the luckiest guy in the world|
enjoy your next 2 weeks together!!
|Oh my god!! My eyes!! My eyes-vey: The absolute last person who should ever appear in a dirty(porno)movie?|
I know all my contacts have watched some pretty weird stuff, many have participated in things much more degrading than all the track-marked prostitutes in Tacoma put together and constantly fantasize about naked goats or something, but that's not what's important right now.
WHAT ONE PERSON OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD DO YOU LEAST WANT TO SEE NAKED FROM EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE DOING THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE A $20 HOOR BLUSH LIKE AN AMISH SCHOOLGIRL??
Whatever, it's Friday, get over it.
|I think a pron featuring Guy Fieri and Anne Burrel going at it would be positively terrifying. |
Add a 3-way scene with Bobby Flay and you've got yourself an extinction level event
|The Golden Globes..or the Annual Darwin Awards:??|
Well, they're in - and better than the Golden Globes...
Annual Darwin Awards:
They are finally out again. You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
And the nominees this year are:
9. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
8. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gasmask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
7. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions.
Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.
5. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own.
4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."
3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.
2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas Company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark.
To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. His peers had never thought of the technician suspected of causing the blast as 'bright'.
AND THE WINNER...
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
|Darwin, hands down. I do think some of those actors could probably qualify in both catagories LOL|