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Free ride!!!!!!? this nuns at the bus stop when a double decker pulls up. as she gets on, the nun notices shes the only 1 on the bus,so she turns to the driver and asks could u do me a very special favour mr driver? if i can he replies. well the thing is i have a serious heart problem & i want to have sex 4 the last time b4 i die. erm okay says the driver. there are 2 conditions though continues the nun, firstly we cant do it if ur married coz i dont wanna commit adultry, secondly it has to be anal sex oz i av 2 die a virgin. the bus driver gives a nod so they clamber upstairs & get down2it. when its all over though the drivers racked with guilt. im so sorry sister but i have a terrible confession 2 make im married with 3 guys. dont fret mr driver replies the nun sympathetically. i have a confession 2. im on my way 2 a facey dress party &my names kevin. | Shall i give you my answer all in one go or shall i put some puctuation and paragraphing in no bug ger it i shall let you work out what the hell i am saying for yourself at least i can spell wurdz rite.
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Hey what's with the thumbs down? I was merely commenting in my own little way on the fact that the joke was difficult to read. | Can you please help me double check my answers by answering these? 1. By the end of the twentieth century, biological research was demonstrating that about half of the variation in personality traits was due to:
a. psychological factors. c. genetic variation.
b. brain differences. d. cultural factors.
2. In psychoanalysis, the part of the personality that represents reason and good sense and responds to reality is
called:
a. the libido. c. the superego.
b. the ego. d. the id.
3. _______________ occurs when people refuse to admit to an event, feeling, or memory that causes them
anxiety or distress.
a. Projection c. Displacement
b. Sublimation d. Denial
4. According to Freud, the psychosexual stage that occurs during the grade school years until puberty is called
the:
a. latency stage. c. anal stage.
b. oral stage. d. phallic stage.
5. _______________ was a major trait theorist who recognized that not all traits have equal weight and
significance in people’s lives.
a. Abraham Maslow c. Gordon Allport
b. John B. Watson d. Karen Horney
6. Which of the following is NOT one of the Big Five personality traits?
a. agreeableness c. neuroticism
b. openness to experience d. psychopathy
7. _______________ is an estimate of the proportion of the total variance in some trait among individuals
within a group that is attributable to genetic differences.
a. Reciprocal determinism c. Factor analysis
b. Heritability d. Congruence
8. _______________ is defined as a two-way interaction between aspects of the environment and aspects of the
individual in the shaping of personality traits.
a. Social-cognitive interaction c. Parallel interaction
b. Nature-nurture theory d. Reciprocal determinism
9. Members of individualist cultures:
a. give priority to personal goals. c. place responsibilities to the group above personal goals.
b. value obligation and security. d. tend to explain behaviors through group norms.
10. David is struggling with the concept of free will and the way in which it confers on us responsibility for our
actions. This is an emphasis in the personality theory of:
a. Carl Rogers. c. Melanie Klein.
b. Abraham Maslow. d. Rollo May.
11. Mental disorder is defined as:
a. the inability to distinguish right from wrong.
b. behavior that violates cultural standards.
c. behavior or emotional states that cause an individual distress, are self-destructive, endanger others, or
impair a person’s ability to function.
d. behavior that deviates strongly from the norm and prevents a person from functioning normally.
12. Which of the following is NOT one of the five axes in the DSM?
a. the primary clinical problem c. family history of primary problem
b. contributing medical conditions d. global assessment of functioning
13. _______________ lack reliability and validity.
a. Objective tests c. Personality inventories
b. Projective tests d. Diagnoses based on the DSM
14. Mary went to the emergency room for the second time in a month complaining of difficulty breathing and chest pain that had come on suddenly. She thought she was having a heart attack and was afraid she was dying, but the doctor could not find anything wrong. She may be suffering from:
a. panic disorder. c. PTSD.
b. a somatoform disorder. d. hypochondria.
15. _______________ refers to a fear of being trapped in a crowded, public place.
a. Claustrophobia c. Mysophobia
b. Social phobia d. Agoraphobia
16. A(n) _______________ is a persistent, unwanted thought.
a. obsession c. delusion
b. compulsion d. hallucination
17. Which of the following is NOT a symptom of mania?
a. feelings of power c. impulsive behavior
b. extreme euphoria d. excess rumination
18. Ramona has lost her interest in gardening, which brought her joy in the past. She’s lost her appetite and life seems hopeless. Which disorder would Ramona be most likely to have?
a. generalized anxiety disorder b. narcissistic disorder
c. major depression d. borderline personality disorder
19. In 1960, only eight cases of dissociative identity disorder had been reported, but by 1995 _______________
cases had been reported in North America alone.
a. 1,000 c. 30,000
b. 15,000 d. 40,000
20. Alcoholism would be less likely to occur:
a. if it was used as a rite of passage into adulthood.
b. if the adults drank moderately at family gatherings.
c. if drinking occurred outside of homes, not in them
d. if national abstinence was enforced by law once again. | Double check... nice euphemism.
Well, #2 is "b"
#17 if "D"
#20 is likely "B"
#14 if "A"
#4 if "A"
good luck with the rest | Free Riding late confession? This nun's standing at the bus stop, when the double decker bus pulls up. As she gets on she notices she's the only one on the bus,she turns to the driver and asks,"Could you do me a special favour,Mr Driver?" "If I can," He replies. "Well, the thing is, I have a serious heart problem and I want to have Sex for the first time, before I die." "Erm, Ok," answers the driver.
"There are two conditions, though,"says the nun. "Firstly, we can't do it if your married, because I won't commit Adultery, Secondly, It has to be anal sex, because I want to die a Virgin." "The bus driver says, "Ok" and they clamber up the stairs and get down to it.
When it is all over, though, the driver is racked with guilt.
"I'm sorry Sister,but I have a terrible confession-- I am married with three guys."
"Awww don't fret Mr Driver," says the nun, sympathetically.
"I have a confession too, I'm on my way to a fancy dress party and my name is Kevin." | | HAHA!!! |
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