Brunette Jokes? Are there any Brunette Jokes?? If so please link a website or tell me the jokes? I know that there are blond jokes because my teacher pulled one on me today because I couldn't get the door open.... so I really need to get her back!! And she's brunette.. thats why I need some jokes...... THANKS! |
Here are some...found them using google...but since I am brunette....I have to add a blonde on in too...
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt
Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Is it tru blondes have more fun?
A. No, they have ALL the fun
Q. How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A. Check her for a pulse
Q. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit
Q.Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A. Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday
Q. What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
A. At least the trash gets taken out once a week
Q. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb ?
A. To help out the blonde that's been tryin' for weeks
Q. What's a brunette that has dyed her hair ?
A. Artificial intelligence
Q. How do you recognize a brunette at the airport?
A. She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes
Q. Why does a brunette have a see-through lunchbox?
A. To know whether she's coming from or going to the office
Q. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A. To open windows
Q. Why does a brunette throw water on her keyboard?
A. To surf the internet
Q. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field
Q. Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
A. So their lunch won't spoil
Q. How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A. By studying what oil spills did to seaweed
Q. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
A. Because it's not funny
Q. How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
A. It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde |
Brunette jokes? Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it. |
| LOL, I'm a brunette but I can appreciate a good joke. |
Brunette jokes......? So I was online, and I was typing in Google and one of the suggestions was 'Brunette jokes' and I was like: Isn't it blondes people joke about? But whatever, I read them anyway and they were just blonde jokes switched around to make brunettes sound stupid. Probably a bunch of blondes trying to feel better about themselves...
lol, I'm blonde XD But I'm not stupid enough to make fun of brunettes by copying blonde jokes. |
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What do you call a brunette with two brain cells?
....ok i don't even know what your question is xD
But ya, what do you expect, it's the internet. |
Why are there no brunette jokes? Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up. |
Here's a brunette joke:
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" |
Why aren't there any brunette jokes, only blonde jokes? I would LOVE to hear some brunette jokes .... 'xept all everyone ever learned to do is make fun of us the blondes
=( |
| cause everyone knows all Brunette are supposedly smart..i hate generalizations though.. |
With all the blonde jokes floating around doesn't someone have some good red head or brunette jokes to tell? I used to think most girls were blonde, then I bought some shoe mirrors and found out many are brunettes and in some rare cases Scottish men. |
| A blonde a brunette and a red head were talking about there men's size. The blonde say's I call my man long John he is so long, the brunette says I call my man Big Tom..he is so big...the redhead does not say anything, they both look at her and ask...so what do U call your man...she says I call him Grand Marni er...they look at her, then at each other..then ask...isn't that some fancy liquor? The redhead says...hmmmmmm......yes! |
Does anyone know any brunette jokes? i need funny brunette jokes to tell my friends. |
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
I found these on a website ill give you the source, there are a lot.
Have fun |
If blondes are stupid, and brunettes are smart, why do I hear people making brunette jokes? Is it jealous blondes? Because i've seen plenty of brunette jokes, like this
a1.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/048/… |
| Blondes ARE NOT stupid. Don't judge a person by their hair color. It's like calling a redhead a "Ginger". Wouldn't that piss you off? Just shut up because I know a LOT of stupid brunettes. I'm just as smart as you, and I'm a blonde! I think you're the jealous ones, making fun of blonde people. I'm not trying to be mean, I know they're just for fun, but you took it too far. The stereotype that blondes are stupid and brunettes are smart is a complete lie. |
Do you think if there are brunette jokes it would out do the blonde jokes? just a Q, no wicked motive in it :| |
| no blondes have to much a rep to lose it |
Why are there dumb blonde jokes and not dumb brunette jokes? People always make fun of blondes for being dumb and not any other hair colors. Why? |
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes which make light of the stereotype of the blonde woman (or, more rarely, blond man) as unintelligent, sexually promiscuous, or both. Like all humor based on stereotypes, blonde jokes are found offensive by some people. However, they tend not to be as controversial as racial humor or other forms of dark comedy. Many are, in fact, variations on racist jokes that have been adapted specifically to make them less offensive.(source 1)
And also, there is the stereotypical "valley girl" that were caught a lot on video tape in the 80s and they just happened to be blonde in most of the media coverage. And those girls for whatever reason wern't too bright. |